I just laughed my ass off!
Portland police chief uses his disfigured face to promote bicycle helmets (with pic).

I found this thought-provoking item on Guardian.com. Don't let your child swallow two magnets at the same time. One is okay.

I am amazed by this! Cat wanders into substation and sends a community into a blackout. Cat last seen fleeing the scene, people are asked to be on the lookout for a cat with a burned ass.