This is super news .
Man plans to circumnavigate the United States on recumbent bike.

I noticed Rageboy was not very gentle with me. Oh, I turn it loose or lock it up.

I am surprised by this. Judge throws party for man before sentencing him to life in prison. Festivities included cake, balloons, tossed salad.

Ooh yeah, just saw this shocking stuff.
Norway would like fighter pilots to please stop buzzing their passenger planes.